I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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