For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I have aggressive nipples.
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Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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