What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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