adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i am craving dick and cupcakes
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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