But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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