It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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