I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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