So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Pooping to opera.
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