ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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