he thought i was a dude.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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