does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize