yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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