Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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