she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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