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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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