Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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