Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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