his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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