At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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