we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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