her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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