At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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