Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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