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i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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