What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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