We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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