I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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