chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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