i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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