I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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