only if we run a train.
done.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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