I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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