She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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