How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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