well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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