Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Randomize