The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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