WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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