I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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