Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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