you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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