you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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