I'm really into asian looking animals
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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