I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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