OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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