thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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