My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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