if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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