Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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