i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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