Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
P.S. I can't hear my feet
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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