I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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