Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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